Today, Marcie and I took the liberty of giving Mary a bath and changing her water. Homegirl clearly needed to freshen up before for her upcoming water birth. Before changing her water however, we nurtured some office plants with her holy water. Will her growth continue through the New Year? Only time will tell.
Boy oh boy Mary. You sure are getting big. You can stand up on your own now without the assistance of me propping you up with a ruler! Your maker says you'll grow to 600% of your original size. I predict you're only at 300. Will you outgrow your jar? P.S. You don't have much … Continue reading MARYwatch Update #4
Mary, you're getting so big! Can't wait to see how big you are on Monday when we come in.
Mary is growing so fast we had to position her upright so she didn't get wedged in the bottom of the vase.
Only in San Francisco do you run into (literally) a naked guy (except for the Santa hat and a cock ring) walking around aimlessly outside Macy's. I wasn't going to snap a pic but it was too hard to resist. Unfortunately by the time my slow ass iPhone camera loaded he decided to put pants … Continue reading San Francisco nakedness
On a long dong snowy trip back from the ski house in Tahoe this weekend we stopped at Burger King in Loomis, CA for a gourmet dinner. Chicken sandwiches were expected but a lovely (and tiny) nativity scene set up on a small table in the dining room was not. Cue some REO Speedwagon in … Continue reading Jesus likes fries too
Some of you may remember the live webcam I set up on our pug Booger a few years ago. It ran all day while we were at work. Basically you got to watch a lazy pug sleep all day. I took it down after getting freaked out by some stalkers, but I've decided to bring … Continue reading The return of Boogercam… coming soon