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The Artist

The Academy Awards are less than a week away and I still have 4 Best Picture nominees to see. The next 5 days are going to be like cramming for an exam. Tonight, I kicked off my extended movie marathon with The Artist. Was it cute? Yes. Was it unlike any movie I have ever seen? Yes. Do I think this uniqueness will be rewarded with the Best Picture Academy Award? Yes. Was it my favorite film of the year? Not so much.

Sure it put a smile on my face but the story was on the simple and predictable side. Who said silent films need to be uninspired? Just because there are no words doesn’t mean you can’t give us a meatier story. I get the whole paying homage to silent film and the history of cinema but compared to the creativity and thoughtfulness behind Hugo, which paid a similar homage, I thought The Artist was a bit dull.

Haywire

Haywire Movie PosterHaywire is a new spy thriller by one of my favorite directors, Stephen Soderbergh (Erin Brockovich, Traffic, Solaris). As is the case with the Ocean’s trio of movies and his other recent film Contagion, Haywire features a rock star cast including Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender, Michael Douglas, Antonio Banderas, Channing Tatum (yum), Bill Paxton and Michael Angarano. Ok, maybe you’ve never heard of Michael Angarano, but if you were a fan of Will & Grace you will remember him as Jack’s son on a handful of episodes.

The real star of the movie however is Gina Carano. You’ve probably never heard of her either, but she’s a retired mixed martial arts fighter and full of kick ass. (She was also “Crush” in the revival of American Gladiators.) In Haywire she’s basically the only female cast member and spends most of her time whooping butt. I found the movie slightly hard to follow for the first 45 minutes (lots of twists and turns), but eventually explanations unfolded and by the end it was clear what was going on.

This move is a heck of a lot of fun, especially the fighting scenes, most of which are comprised of long sustained shots without a lot of editing. These scenes go from calm to violent in a shockingly quick instant. There were a bunch of moments where I couldn’t help but blurt out “daaamn,” like when Gina’s character suffocated a guy with her thighs and when she shot a guy in the face (covered by a pillow) point blank.

I definitely recommend this violently enjoyable and easily digestible 90 minute movie!

A Dangerous Method

I had to be slightly persuaded (over my choice Carnage), but tonight I finally saw A Dangerous Method. And let me tell you ladies and gentleman, we got a hot one. The acting by the trio led by Keira Knightley, Viggo Mortenson and Michael Fassbender was top notch. Viggo was the only one to get a Golden Globe nomination and I’m not sure who will, if any, get Oscar nods, but they all deserve them, in my opinion. I never really liked Keira before this movie. She was to me to Natalie Portman, as Glenn Close is to Merryl Streep. But she proved to be quite the talented actress in this film.

The movie is based on truth, and focuses on the relationship between two of the most prolific pyschologists ever, Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud, and the crazy-but-turns-out-to-be-pretty-brilliant woman that comes between them. in not necessarily the way you think.

I loved this movie and the connection I felt to it in many ways. From the topics of sex to pyschotherapy, it had my interest from start to finish.

Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy

Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy is a spy “thriller” set in the 70s and follows a handful of officers and leaders within the Britain Intelligence agency as they try to uncover the truth behind rumors that there is a double agent within. I put the word thriller in quotation marks because I use that word loosely. It is certainly how the film is being marketed and probably an accurate word given the genre, but the pace of the move is slow as molasses and I think there has to be a certain speed at which a movie keeps up and maintain the thrills. My movie mate described it, “like watching a spy thriller on dial up,” which I think was perfectly fitting.

He also described it as “confusing, beautiful and boring,” if that tells you anything.

Overall it was a great ensemble performance of a mostly male cast. There were a lot of great actors in the film including Colin Firth, Gary Oldman, Benedict Cumberbatch (who is going to be the villain in the new Star Trek) and Tom Hardy (yum, who is going to be in the new Batman). But at the end of the day I didn’t really ever feel very invested in this movie, was never really on the edge of my seat, and kind of knew what was going to happen in the end. There were a handful of gay-curious innuendos and/or undertones which were kind of interesting but in the end it just made the movie a little more confusing.

I think this movie could be saved for rental or a plane ride.

Pariah

Pariah is a movie about Alike (pronounced ah-lee-kay), a 17 year old African American girl growing up in Brooklyn, discovering  and exploring her sexuality (gay), while dealing with the challenges of a broken home and an extremely religious mother.

As far as coming out stories go, Pariah does an amazing job at capturing the confusion and challenges associated with self acceptance and acceptance from those around you, including your family. It is painfully authentic and it’s hard to not feel like you’re watching the story of hundreds of teens trying to come out in America today. At a time when kids are coming out and being bullied to the point of suicide, and when politicians are using sexuality and equal rights issues to divide this country, Pariah is a must watch film for any parent with a child coming out… a must watch film for any parent in fact.

It sounds cinematically cliché, but Pariah will take you on an emotional roller coaster. It’s sad and painful, but also refreshing, uplifting and hopeful.

I highly recommend this movie.