I’ll have an order of Barackos with a Maverick Macintosh please

So my friend Emily W. is having a big election night party next week and she shared with me the menu she put together for the festivities. I think this is pretty much the most brilliant thing I’ve seen in a long time. Barack needs to hire her as Secretary of Homeland Creativity as soon as he gets elected.

FOOD MENU

BARACKOS
chicken or ground turkey tacos with cheddar cheese, tomatos, lettuce, and sour cream; choice of hard shell
or soft tortilla

SLOPPY JOE BIDENS
ground turkey sloppy joes on a sesame seed bun

CHIPS OF CHANGE
tortilla chips with choice of four dips:
guacamole, cheesy bean, salsa, or cream cheese salsa

NACHO YEAR, JOHN MCCAIN
oven baked nachos, extra cheese

YES WE CANCAKES
vanilla cupcakes with vanilla frosting, served with a side of hope

PRO-CHOICE PRETZELS
chocolate covered pretzel topped with your choice of m&m color

SAME SEX SUGAR COOKIES
cookies that enjoy all the same rights as traditional sugar cookies

SARAH PALIN’S DRINK MENU

I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY DRINK
white russian

MAVERICK MACINTOSH
captain jack’s and apple cider

THE JOE SIX PACK
assorted bottled beer

THE HOCKEY MOM
labatt blue

VICE-PRESIDENTIAL VODKA MIXES

• TRACK – vodka & oj
• TRIG – vodka & red bull
• BRISTOL – vodka, peach schnapps, oj
• WILLOW – vodka & cranberry juice
• PIPER – club soda & oj